I'm on a mission to cure my gallstone condition.
Just like Bust-a-Move I've been rapping away to myself all week.

And if you half know me, you know that I don't do things in half.
I have one month to expell these stones from my system or else I'll place myself under the knife.
The more I read about how you can totally DIY gallstone ejection, the more I realise these docs are hiding a lot from the general public because it won't fill up their pockets.
And this blog will highlight this hopefully.... but the proof will be in the toilet bowl, and I'll be sure to collect and post the evidence.
Stay tuned.

But in the meantime, besides all the dietary extremes I have embarked on, I just thought I'd showcase my external measures, which I think effect my internal measures.

I noticed two weeks ago I became a bit obsessed with yellow. I ran around Bali trying to hunt down the 'right' yellow nailpolish for my pedicure and just had to buy the yellow yoga matt even though I already have two (but they are ghastly blue!)

The colour yellow relates to the solar plexus chakra and that chakra governs digestion. So low and behold I am trying to feed this lazy chakra with yellow. Subconsciously and now consciously and with usual nattyness.

These are the two stones that I plucked from my little bag of stones. I charged them in salt water under the golden sun and gave each of them a job. Little Citrine stone is to support my gallstone softening and removal. The yellow jasper's role is to help with my digestion.

Chamomile tea is to be drunk 3 times a day. It soothes my anger which is important to help the bile situation.

I am eating many yellow things, like this dhal that's soaking. I'm doing lemons, bananas, sweet potato, peaches and mangoes.

I put on a copper bronze ring I had. I don't normally wear gold. But I only need to look at it, to relate the intention to my digestion and I feel better.

I like to wear my yellow underwear. But that requires daily washing!

Fortunately my hair was already blonde...

[current mood] Paul Kelly and fantasies about Paul Kelly

ps This post had many draft titles including

Gallstones Be Gone
Die Gallstones Die!
With Yellow I do thee kill
Eat my Sunny Disposition Stone B-i-atches
Blinded by the Sun-light
Hello Mellow Yellow