I've created a new motto:
If you have good nails you don't do stuff.
or maybe more succinctly:
Used nails means you do stuff.
The whole idea of having a set of perfect nails is ridiculous when I really think about it. Whenever I paint mine up and they are good looking I end up walking around like a prissy lady with outstretched fingers, unable to open a car door, a box, let alone do any gardening in fear of wrecking the look. Nails are functional little beasts and we should view their used character as a sign of our productivity!
Take that perfect-nail-people!
[current mood] Rice Porridge & Carrcasome (ipad game) which doesn't wreck nails