Things that amused me today

How my dad has more time than money.

(and a lot of 5 cent stamps to get through).

My printer thanking me for my patients

Spending an hour talking to a guy at Telstra about his ability to make more money at online poker than working in the call centre. And his need to get out of the job because it just makes him want to go out and "hurt people".

Realising I was applying insect repellant, not deodorant.

Finding out a certain member of Devo's first sexual experience (my friend heard it from the horses mouth).

[current mood] Cranberry & Apple Juice & Twitter!

Comments

[davida]

I don't get it. Have his nuts been replaced with bolts?

[davida]

He can definitely "leave his hat on".....anonymous