Hairy Man

I love a man of hairy beard
partnered with thick locks and mo'
long and strong, well adhered
from his head right to his toe

I enjoy the hair on top, below
or running all over his back
wherever it does thickly grow
I love it brown or black

The texture against my creamy skin
makes me feel like a definite girl
I will fold softly into him
like ying and yang we curl

You are man, I am woman
I don't want to get confused
in the sheets of a dark bedroom
You'll be hairy and I'll be smooth

I want you thickly carpeted
Not like a shaved buffoon
I want to be way less haired
than all the limbs of you

Bum fluff should be swiftly banned
But shaving is much much worse
I want a natural hairy man
Straight from this beautiful earth

Why did they all start waxing,
clippering and shaving?
Don't they know it's the hair
that I'm absolutely craving?

And while we're speaking of these things
Ditch the vomitous perfumed cologne
It gives me a headache from the stink
I thrive on the pheromones of BO

I'll gladly nestle into your pit
The real man turns me on!
Don't want no bottled concoction
Note the word - it's a con

I may sound a bit unique
But I'm not one of just a few
The girls that I love and meet
Say they feel the same way too!

[current mood] New Shutter Sound & Perfect Poached Eggs

Comments

[kasra]

Stayed away from the city for a long time? ;)

[Gav C]

Hey Nat,

What about us dudes with beards, yet going Bruce WIllis on top? Do we get some points at least?

Gav

[Natalija Brunovs]

sadly no. I just can't do bald. Defeats whole purpose. :) x

[Gav C]

Thanks for the genes, Grandad! He'd laugh.

[davida]

Doesn't baldness come from the female line?