Too much transport

My transport options are a bit too many at the moment.
Here is the queue I'm growing outside the house.

I'm getting rid of the Volvo, a hand-me-down curse (peak of curse was when (in front of an attractve man) I Freudulently referred to it as my Vulva.

It has to go. But surprisingly, I have no takers. ho hum. Volvos. Who wants em anyway?

So, with the rest, I've got two solutions to my 'too much' transport problem here.

1. Stack and Ride

2. Ditch all and canter through rose petalled gardens with my Oscar-the-wonder-horse.

[current mood] Home made Florentines & 6PR Radio